Korporate Kannibal Kookbook
by Brad Blanton
Thursday, 12 August 2010 05:56
If You Can't Beat 'Em, Eat 'Em!
Corporate leaders are the devil.
They won't play fair and on the level.
We can't constrict 'em or convict 'em,
Can't even accurately depict 'em!
They own the paper and the station,
and TV shows across the nation,
Commercials, newsfolks, things judicial,
controlled, contrived, and superficial.
They, make the law and pick the judges,
that settle all our losing grudges.
By their rules we can't defeat 'em,
Even cheat 'em or deplete 'em!
But their corpus can be eaten!
(with A1 sauce we'll sometimes sweeten)
Fine Filet of Corporate Cretin
on the menu for the meetin'!
De-feet them first and then deface them!
Fire them up and don't replace them!
Grind them up and then encase them!
Cook them good and we'll erase them!
Come the reunion of our union,
we can have a fine communion.
Eat flesh, drink wine—in celebration,
with Filet of Soul of Corporation!
Dr. Brad Blanton, author of Radical Honesty and the upcoming Korporate Kannibal Kookbook. --best recipe-- "Lobbyist from Soup to Nuts!"
Corporate leaders are the devil.
They won't play fair and on the level.
We can't constrict 'em or convict 'em,
Can't even accurately depict 'em!
They own the paper and the station,
and TV shows across the nation,
Commercials, newsfolks, things judicial,
controlled, contrived, and superficial.
They, make the law and pick the judges,
that settle all our losing grudges.
By their rules we can't defeat 'em,
Even cheat 'em or deplete 'em!
But their corpus can be eaten!
(with A1 sauce we'll sometimes sweeten)
Fine Filet of Corporate Cretin
on the menu for the meetin'!
De-feet them first and then deface them!
Fire them up and don't replace them!
Grind them up and then encase them!
Cook them good and we'll erase them!
Come the reunion of our union,
we can have a fine communion.
Eat flesh, drink wine—in celebration,
with Filet of Soul of Corporation!
Dr. Brad Blanton, author of Radical Honesty and the upcoming Korporate Kannibal Kookbook. --best recipe-- "Lobbyist from Soup to Nuts!"
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